Tag: Basketball
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UNC Stinks + The Masters Is Back
It’s been a while! Been doing some traveling, and have been tired as hell lately. But the show must go on. Remember the March Madness tournament finale? The one where UNC had a 15 point lead at halftime and then lost? The same UNC who beat Duke and celebrated like they solved world hunger? Good…
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Who Cares About the Stupid Championship Game Anyway? | Gambler’s Anon Recap
What a dumb game. Not even sure I’m gonna watch it to be honest. Who cares about these teams? They are two stupid, ugly teams with absolutely no fans, especially UNC. What losers. The game doesn’t even start until 9:20PM, which should give you even less reason to care. People have work you know. And…
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The Hottest Gambler(‘s Anon) in the World Are Back: Men’s Final Four
Unless you live in a hole in the ground, you’ve heard the news: the boys are blazing hot. We’re on a 12-3 streak, sitting at 26-22 in the Big Dance heading into the Final Four. But first, important news: the Gambler’s Anon has expanded its roster! Sort of. Big congratulations to member Mike on having…
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Final Four Set: Gambler’s Anon Scorching Hot
The haters have been suspiciously quiet since the Elite 8 finished. To put it simply, we’re on fire. We cannot be stopped. To try and stop us would be foolish, unwise, and detrimental to your overall well being. The Final Four is now set: Duke vs UNC, which shouldn’t attract much national attention for any…
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Gambler’s Anon vs The World: Sweet 16 Edition
We’re back, baby. New week, new round of the tournament. Let’s not get bogged down by our current records, because today marks new life in the 2022 March Madness tournament. It’s not been all bad, though. Some are hot, like Parker for example, who also gave out winners so far in the form of Iowa…
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Recounting the Horrific Round of 32 With Gambler’s Anon
The 2022 NCAA men’s basketball tournament Round of 32 may go down in friend group infamy. Folks, we were atrocious. Of all the picks given out, we landed at a group total of 6-11. That ain’t great. Now, there were some big plus money underdogs: Iowa St., St. Peter’s and UNC ML all cashed. That…
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BREAKING NEWS: EMERGENCY PICKS FROM GAMBLER’S ANON FOR DAY TWO OF ROUND OF 32
In a shocking development, the experts in the Gambler’s Anon pantheon have come together to provide the people with picks for day two. When reached for comment on the situation, member Parker had this to say: “Everyone is praying on my downfall, but I’m standing strong in these difficult times.” Incredible. We’ll get back in…
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Round of 32: Checking Back in With Gambler’s Anon
Last time we gave a quick look into some picks for the round of 64 here in the men’s hoops tournament. To be quite honest with you, it appears as though our security systems here have been breached. We were obviously hacked by some outside source. We have since changed all passwords, and are working…
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Happy St. Paddy’s Day! Looking at the March Madness Round of 64 with Gambler’s Anon
This is March. The three words that get hoops fans across the country fired up to bet on watch hoops all day at work, school, or whatever else. To kick off the Round of 64, I’ve consulted the locally renowned panel of experts, Gambler’s Anon. These are horrible gamblers total experts of the field, and…
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