Category: Sports
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The Top 10 Shortstops in the MLB Right Now

Last time we took a look at what I believe are the top third basemen in the league. This time around, we’ll look at the shortstops, packed with some of the brightest stars in the league. This one was tough, having to leave some good candidates off. While the top was pretty easy to place,…
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BREAKING NEWS: EMERGENCY PICKS FROM GAMBLER’S ANON FOR DAY TWO OF ROUND OF 32

In a shocking development, the experts in the Gambler’s Anon pantheon have come together to provide the people with picks for day two. When reached for comment on the situation, member Parker had this to say: “Everyone is praying on my downfall, but I’m standing strong in these difficult times.” Incredible. We’ll get back in…
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RING THE BELL: Phillies Get Castellanos, Twins Land Correa, Jansen to the Braves

The past 36 hours’ moves were few, but they were certainly heavy. And honestly, some were out of complete nowhere. If you missed the other roundups, you can find Part 1 here, Part 2 here, Part 3 here, and Part 4 here. Our free agent roundup continues below: Nick Castellanos: 5 years, $100M to the…
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Round of 32: Checking Back in With Gambler’s Anon

Last time we gave a quick look into some picks for the round of 64 here in the men’s hoops tournament. To be quite honest with you, it appears as though our security systems here have been breached. We were obviously hacked by some outside source. We have since changed all passwords, and are working…
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ROLLER COASTER: Watson Going to the Browns

Holy hell. What a turn of events. Being a GM in the NFL has to feel like living in a soap opera. Per Schefty, the Browns will be giving Watson a new deal: 5 years, $230M – every penny guaranteed. It’s not clear if Baker is heading to Houston or not, but if he isn’t,…
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The Top 10 Third Basemen in the MLB Right Now

A tweet recently caught my attention. An MLB Network list, ranking their top 10 third basemen in the league right now. I find this list to be a little bizarre. At first glance, I even considered it a pretty egregious list. After checking it over a little more, it makes a little bit more sense,…
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EMERGENCY DESPAIR POST: Davante Adams Traded to the Raiders

Well this sucks. Not how I envisioned my first post about my favorite league to talk about, the NFL. I’ve been through a lot as a Packers fan recently, and while I felt like this was coming for a while, it doesn’t make it any easier. The news broke a few hours prior to writing…
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Dodgers Land Freeman, Bryant to the Rockies; Another Wild Day of MLB Free Agency

Quite a few shocking developments in the past few days! If you’re having trouble keeping up, fear not: check out Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3 of my signing recaps to get up to speed. By now, you know the drill. Let’s get to the goods: Freddie Freeman: 6 years, $162M to the Dodgers.…
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Happy St. Paddy’s Day! Looking at the March Madness Round of 64 with Gambler’s Anon

This is March. The three words that get hoops fans across the country fired up to bet on watch hoops all day at work, school, or whatever else. To kick off the Round of 64, I’ve consulted the locally renowned panel of experts, Gambler’s Anon. These are horrible gamblers total experts of the field, and…
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Scwarber to the Phillies, Cubs land Suzuki, Olson extends with the Braves: MLB Free Agency, Part 3

We’re really starting to heat up now here with a lot of these signings. They keep signing, so I’ll keep rounding them up. Check out Part 1 and Part 2 if you missed them and want to get caught up, and let’s get into the good stuff. Kyle Schwarber: 4 years, $80M to the Phillies.…
