In a shocking development, the experts in the Gambler’s Anon pantheon have come together to provide the people with picks for day two. When reached for comment on the situation, member Parker had this to say: “Everyone is praying on my downfall, but I’m standing strong in these difficult times.” Incredible.
We’ll get back in the next edition of our March Madness coverage with roundups of all the picks later. For now, it’s imperative I release these picks out for you, the people, expeditiously and with great haste:
- Pete: OSU/Nova O134 (2:40PM CBS)
- Chase: Texas ML +135 (8:40PM TNT)
- Frye:
- Bates: MSU +6.5 (5:15PM CBS)
- Brad:
- Derek:
- Tuna: Auburn -7.5 (7:45PM TruTV)
- Sam:
- Rolly: Texas Tech -7 (7:10PM TBS)
- Parker: Iowa St. ML +165 (6:10PM TNT)
- Mike: Arizona -9.5 (9:40PM TBS)
Unfortunately not all members could answer the bat signal for the emergency picks. Most likely those without picks are currently busy saving small children from burning buildings, or rescuing kittens from trees.
Check out the first picks for the round of 32 here, and be sure to stay tuned for the recap as well as the preview for the Sweet 16.
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